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6 AM In A Kitchen On A Saturday Morning Hits Different These Days. #family #funny #parenting

Anyone else not allowed to help due to serious low IQ levels? #jokes #comedy #funny #relationships

Anyone else not responsible enough to carry their own passport? #funny #jokes #comedy #relationships

Me & @shelleyoreilly need to get a TV in our bedroom 😭😂 #BabyNumber4 #ThisOnesGotToBeABoy 🤞 #pregnant

James O’Brien Rages At People Listening To Nigel Farage & Cry’s Over Voters Daring To Think for Themselves & Pick Reform! #reform #voting #uk #politics #lbc #jamesobrien #farage

Anyone else think they’re well cool when they’re finally allowed to wear their new holiday clothes. #travel #holiday #comedy #jokes #funny #dads

Cop Fired for Swearing at a Knife-Wielding Thug? Britain’s Lost the Plot! #lornecastle #news #funny #jokes #comedy #politics

For some of us alcohol is an escape from uncomfortable feelings that we have about ourselves, or an escape from just feeling uncomfortable in the presence of others. The true work in sobriety is about being comfortable as yourself. When you start to genuinely like and accept who you are, you no longer want escape yourself or create someone new to serve others. Anyone that’s on this journey , I just want to reassure you that if you put the work in, really start to better yourself, really start to understand what it is you feel uncomfortable about yourself , as your self-esteem and self-respect grows so will your ability to truly be yourself and not care who likes the true version of you, because you like yourself and that will be enough. Congratulations, Chris and Janine on getting married. I’m glad I could be truly present to experience it. #sober #addiction #Mentalhelth #wellbeing #sobriety

Has your other half left you behind mid-series? Then they are a Binge Bandit! Name and shame that TV traitor! #funny #jokes #couples #comedy #Relationship

Anyone else to dumb to put on their suncream on themselves because they always get sunburned on the 1st day of holiday. #funny #jokes #relationships #comedy

Mental holiday! Im in Crete & I’ve survived an earthquake a tsunami warning 38* Heat & a sandstorm! #crete #sandstorm #heat #travel #holiday #funny

Calling out the Daily Mail, how about you write about “sessions” the film, men & their emotions my amazing charity with 50,000 lads in it or menace to sobriety my podcast! #MentalHealth #addiction #sober #sobriety #wellbeing

But seriously, how did they always know? Now tour drops in 3 weeks where shall i bring it? Go to “SeeDanLive” to be the first to know! #funny #comedy #jokes #standupcomedian

Anyone else feeling old? Share your ‘I’m officially old’ moments below so i know im not alone… #comedy #parenthood #dadlife #dad #father #funny

Looks like im back out on tour soon WHERE SHALL I BRING IT? Happy birthday Carlos! Here’s the top three times my big mouth got me knocked out and you was there all three of them! The best worst mate ever! Love ya! Got to “See Dan Live” and leave your details! #comedy #jokes #funny #standupcomedy

Finishing old discipline saying with Neve & Roux. I saw this trend this morning & wanted to see whats in their minds, what they think comes next & it melted my heart.. Im glad some of these are out of date.. #kids #parenting #family #dad #daddy

Still one of my favourite prank call’s of all time, I’m gonna have to bring Alfie out of retirement 😭 #funny #prank #jokes #comedy

Whats going on here El Twatos? Thats one soggy doggy. #dog #beagle #podenco #rescuedog

Picture the scene, WW3 kicks off & Keir Starmer becomes a war time leader! #ww3 #funny #iran #trump #keirstarmer

James O’Brien and Sadiq Khan discuss how working class Brits contribute less to the economy than immigrants. #lbc #funny #comedy #satire #politics